Blairbash.org: Quotes of the Week Quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. http://blairbash.org/ 2013-05-22T21:32:59Z Will Shepherdson blairbash@pentau.com Chirpy! Quote 4539 http://blairbash.org/4539 2013-05-21T18:33:55Z 2013-05-21T18:33:55Z +1

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Michael: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Santa Claus isn't real.
Alex B: Santa Claus isn't real, but Santa CLAW is.

Notes: Puzzlepalooza 2013

 Quote 4538 http://blairbash.org/4538 2013-05-21T18:33:03Z 2013-05-21T18:33:03Z +1

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Rebecca: Are you on It's Christmas?
Alex B: Merry Christmas to you Rebecca!
Rebecca: I'm Jewish.
Alex B: Christmas is not a holiday. It's not a day, it's an experience.

Notes: Puzzlepalooza 2013

 Quote 4537 http://blairbash.org/4537 2013-05-17T14:44:39Z 2013-05-17T14:44:39Z +8

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//Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere
Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.