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• #4537 Up ↑ +2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-17 10:44 EST

  //Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere
  Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.

  Tags: cupcake food whitcare

• #4536 Up ↑ +3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-14 21:34 EST

  //Rose's gchat status after AP NSL test
  Rose: Anyone in my 8th or 9th period that didn't come to class today after the AP, you are dead to me.

  Tags: rose

• #4535 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-08 17:21 EST

  Alex B.: (Reading off of Renay Johnson's Twitter) Thank you for mathematically challenging our students -
  Saurav: (Cuts him off) I agree, we are mathematically challenged everyday

  Notes: The tweet https://twitter.com/blairprincipal/status/332178174060408833

  Tags: alexander bourzutschky saurav

• #4534 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-07 21:18 EST

  //Discussing presidential power in the late 20th century in US history
  Manuel: I actually met Bill Clinton once.
  Student: Did you shake his hand?
  Manuel: Yeah, I actually did. You know, even after I had introduced him to my husband, he didn't want to let go.

  Tags: clinton manuel

• #4533 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-07 21:15 EST

  Alex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry.
  Isaac: Do you?
  Alex: That's besides the point.

  Tags: alex isaac pham

• #4532 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-06 18:19 EST

  Teddy: Mr. Rose, I have to leave now.
  Rose: Aw man, why?
  Teddy: I have a doctor's appointment.
  Rose: To get your brain fixed?

  Tags: rose teddy

• #4531 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-04 10:37 EST

  Rose: You stretch out the sigma, and it turns into this S-thingy. In fact, sigma is the Greek S. Then you make this delta into a d...
  Teddy: So you translated from Greek to English?
  Rose: Pretty much.

  Notes: Converting Riemann sums to integrals.

  Tags: integral rose teddy

• #4530 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-03 16:21 EST

  Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all.
  Evan Kahn: Sex?

  Notes: Multiple regression, actually

  Tags: evan linalg rose sex

• #4528 Up ↑ 0/0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-05-02 22:05 EST

  Cathy: Do you eat vegetables?
  Eric: Do I eat vegetables? Yeah, I eat cheese.

  Tags: cathy cheese eric vegetables

• #4526 Up ↑ −1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2013-04-30 17:53 EST

  //Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall
  Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...

  Tags: magnet sex teacher