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• ### #7529Up ↑+1/1Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-11 10:23 EST

Lodal: "What goes after 18?"
//pause
Student: "36!"
Lodal: "No, 19...."

• ### #7528Up ↑−4/10Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-10 09:45 EST

//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls

Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird?
Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille?
Max: What does that have to do with anything?
Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird.
Noam: Wait, what?

• ### #7527Up ↑+1/3Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-08 14:44 EST

//Ms. HC is talking about watching the caps game
HC: "And then there was a tree covering the screen. So people started tearing off leaves and ripping of branches, and I thought, you can't destroy a city tree in DC. So I went up to the tree and I hugged it, and then all these people also started hugging the tree, and I was covered in disgusting, sweaty, smelly people. But they still kept on trying to topple the tree, and I said, 'Not on my watch!'"

• ### #7526Up ↑+1/3Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-08 10:56 EST

Lodal, after the fire drill: "I'm at my lowest filter right now. I'm having trouble withholding my hatred for certain things."

• ### #7523Up ↑+2/2Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-07 17:47 EST

//Stav says something insightful
Rose: Yeah, Stav is right. But you can't just bring your Stav around when you're doing math.

• ### #7522Up ↑+3/3Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-07 17:43 EST

//writing a proof
//Rose writes "So a sequence of states of M are visited as M processes s"
Class: Shouldn't that be "is"?
//Rose replaces "are" with "is"
Rose: That doesn't look right.
//Rose replaces "is" with "are"
Class: The subject is the sequence of states of M, so the verb should be singular.
//Rose replaces "are" with "be"
Rose: Yeah, just leave it unconjugated.

• ### #7520Up ↑+7/7Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-06 08:03 EST

//Pd 2 SRP
Bosse: David, why are you wandering around the room?
Favid: I overslept.

• ### #7519Up ↑+1/1Down ↓[Report ]2018-06-04 15:55 EST

//Rose going over an obvious proof
Reynald: What? How did you get that?
Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.

• ### #7517Up ↑+2/2Down ↓[Report ]2018-05-31 19:13 EST

Shwetha: GPAs are resistant statistics.

• ### #7516Up ↑−2/6Down ↓[Report ]2018-05-31 14:37 EST

//Before 9th Period World History
Mr. Mogge: To whom do I owe the honor?
Ryan Tse: What honor?
Mr. Mogge: What honor? The honor of working with you!