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• ### #7332Up ↑+2/2Down ↓[Report ]2018-03-16 22:00 EST

Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.

• ### #7118Up ↑−2/4Down ↓[Report ]2018-01-16 18:43 EST

//Rne, giving Eric a hard time about science bowl again.
Alan: Hey stop being mean to my friend bro
Street: You have friends?

• ### #6872Up ↑+2/2Down ↓[Report ]2017-10-30 14:09 EST

Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be-
//Alan scoots closer to Shariar
//Shariar sits awkwardly
Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward.
Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other?
Class: Uh...
Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it.
Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away?
Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces...
Class: Ooh...

• ### #6813Up ↑+3/11Down ↓[Report ]2017-10-20 15:53 EST

//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets
Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class.
Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs*
Schafer: Did you just dab?
Alan: Yeah. Wanna try?
Schafer: I’m good.
Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.

• ### #6657Up ↑−5/11Down ↓[Report ]2017-09-25 17:39 EST

//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes
Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!!
Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet

• ### #6589Up ↑+4/4Down ↓[Report ]2017-09-13 19:51 EST

Math Team first meeting:
Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people?
Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one.
Student 2: Evenly.
Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin.
Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

• ### #6578Up ↑+3/5Down ↓[Report ]2017-09-12 18:41 EST

Alan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class?
Piper: No, we have mom quizzes.
Alan: Okay.
Wait, what?
Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle.
//laughter

• ### #6575Up ↑−3/5Down ↓[Report ]2017-09-11 17:40 EST

Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up.
//applause
//Alan dabs
Schafer: ...Did you just dab?
//Alan nods
Schafer: That was not dab-worthy.
//laughter

• ### #4705Up ↑+3/3Down ↓[Report ]2014-01-10 12:10 EST

Alan Du: Plato had strong Platonist views.
//Class laughs

• ### #4510Up ↑0/6Down ↓[Report ]2013-04-15 10:40 EST

//Alex Fairhall is describing Totoro's darker themes
Alan: You just killed my childhood.
//Alex spends the next few minutes bragging about how he killed a piece of Alan

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