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• ### #5565Up ↑+38/40Down ↓[Report ]2015-10-05 21:36 EST

//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this
Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that!
//She's in a different period, so nobody moves
Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita)
Class: Do you mean Urjita?
Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go!
//she gets up and does the integral
Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster!
//passes it off to Sam
Stein: Urjita! Simplify that!
//class laughs
Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go!
//Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway
Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe!
//hands it off to Alice
Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly!
//Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara
Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y?
//This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name
Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.

• ### #5338Up ↑+38/42Down ↓[Report ]2014-12-22 16:48 EST

Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging!
Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base.
Roadkill: What would the other bases be then?
Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

• ### #3882Up ↑+6/6Down ↓[Report ]2012-01-09 13:04 EST

// Alice is complaining about not being allowed to do her Ceramics work in Religion
Whitacre: In the famous words of Bugs Bunny: 'Ehhh, shuddup.'

• ### #3575Up ↑+15/15Down ↓[Report ]2011-09-19 15:20 EST

Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?"
Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here."
Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?"
Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --"
//She hangs up
Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."

• ### #3355Up ↑+9/9Down ↓[Report ]2011-05-12 12:52 EST

// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside
Ostrander: Tony, please close the door.
// Everyone looks around in confusion
Alice: Austin, I think he means you.
Austin: Uhhh...
Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony?
Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia)
Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?