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• ### #7319Up ↑0/0Down ↓[Report ]2018-03-13 21:34 EST

//Guang is lecturing in physics team
Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south...
Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist
Guang: ?
Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff
Lillian: Are you saying we can't?
//Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air
Nicole: Oh look he's moving

• ### #7202Up ↑+5/5Down ↓[Report ]2018-02-06 12:28 EST

// CyberSec Pd 6
Guang: Writing a program is a bit like eating an elephant.

• ### #6589Up ↑+4/4Down ↓[Report ]2017-09-13 19:51 EST

Math Team first meeting:
Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people?
Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one.
Student 2: Evenly.
Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin.
Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

• ### #6436Up ↑+3/3Down ↓[Report ]2017-05-16 17:12 EST

// Presenting about Richard Feynman's renormalization process for Quantum Electrodynamics
Guang: I know these people won a Nobel Prize, but honestly, it's just bad math.

• ### #6402Up ↑+15/15Down ↓[Report ]2017-04-27 19:08 EST

// Introducing graph theory in discrete
Rose: In here, edges mean friendship.
// Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes
Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation?
Guang: Uh...
Rose: Or the R explanation?
// Starts explaining
Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship.
// Class starts laughing
Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.

• ### #6085Up ↑+17/17Down ↓[Report ]2016-11-02 18:09 EST

// During his math team lecture
Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.

• ### #5921Up ↑+36/40Down ↓[Report ]2016-05-05 22:20 EST

// ARML Practice
Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!

• ### #5647Up ↑+50/54Down ↓[Report ]2015-11-18 17:11 EST

//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves
Schafer: Was that Guang?!
Students: Yes.
//Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation

• ### #5497Up ↑+167/181Down ↓[Report ]2015-05-24 21:53 EST

// Spanish, talking about the environment

Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground?
Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.