# Blairbash.org

## Search Results

• ### #7170Up ↑+1/1Down ↓[Report ]2018-01-31 17:31 EST

Street: ... and you want to turn all your flowers into dog faces...
//random teacher enters
Random teacher: Uh... okay, Mr. Dogface.

• ### #4791Up ↑−2/8Down ↓[Report ]2014-03-05 11:49 EST

//Pham walks into R/E
Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets?
Pham: Random!
Street: So you want to do them randomly.
Pham squeals with joy: Yes!
//And we did them randomly.

• ### #4458Up ↑+31/33Down ↓[Report ]2013-02-26 20:39 EST

//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4
Matt: Sankar, pick one.
Sankar: One.
Matt: Why did you chose one?
Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one".
Matt: OK, pick another number.
Sankar: One.

• ### #3910Up ↑+8/8Down ↓[Report ]2012-01-24 23:02 EST

//Overheard while walking through the gym hallway:
Random Loud Voice: AND SOLD,TO THE MAN WITH THE CRABS IN HIS PANTS!

• ### #2576Up ↑+1/5Down ↓[Report ]2010-11-19 12:08 EST

//walking through the hallway in the morning
Random Student: OH CRAP!!
Us: ??
Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!