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• ### #4428Up ↑+4/4Down ↓[Report ]2013-02-10 12:00 EST

//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room
Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester?
Some kids: We got straight A's!
Other kids and Bob: I only had one B.
Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?

• ### #4383Up ↑+21/23Down ↓[Report ]2013-01-09 18:29 EST

//Jinhie and Annie leave for a track event
Schafer: So what are you trying to run the mile in?
Viju: Shoes.

• ### #4237Up ↑+33/35Down ↓[Report ]2012-10-08 17:57 EST

//In Mathphys, discussing pendula and bobs.
Viju: Oh, so its like the plumb bobs we used in R&E.
Mr. Schafer: Yeah, but plumb bobs have points. We aren't using plumb bobs.
//Viju pokes Bob in the gut
Viju: How about a plump Bob?

• ### #4203Up ↑+5/7Down ↓[Report ]2012-09-19 19:11 EST

//On the bus
8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something?
Viju: Well you see--
Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju.
Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?

• ### #4174Up ↑+6/6Down ↓[Report ]2012-08-29 23:52 EST

Ravilious: Can anyone tell me where that picture in the back is from?
//Ravilious points at a printed picture at the back of the room
Viju: The dollar store.

• ### #4162Up ↑0/10Down ↓[Report ]2012-06-05 16:42 EST

//In a math class
Annie: I like Italian pizza.
Viju: I like all pizza.
Teacher: What do you mean by Italian pizza?
Annie: You know, like, Neopolitan pizza.
Viju: Soooo it has a chocolate section and a vanilla section and a strawberry section?

• ### #4154Up ↑+14/16Down ↓[Report ]2012-05-26 14:33 EST

//In SRP, period 3
Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron?
Phillip: Jumbo shrimp!
Viju: Honest Viju!
//Duval laughs
//later
Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something).
Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron!
Viju: I lied.

• ### #4117Up ↑+6/6Down ↓[Report ]2012-04-30 19:28 EST

//At the science expo in DC
//Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud.
Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO!
//Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out.
Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...

• ### #4093Up ↑+8/8Down ↓[Report ]2012-04-18 17:43 EST

Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction...
Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?

• ### #4092Up ↑+8/8Down ↓[Report ]2012-04-18 14:37 EST

Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua?
Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de?
Thomas: de Broglie...

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