Report Quote #998

Nawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?