#6637

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

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//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.

#6636

1418

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

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Moose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!

#6634

6476

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

#6629

1616

Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me

#6628

13

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

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//Everest raises his hand; Mr. Schwartz calls on him Everest: Hi. Schwartz: Hello?

#6627

713

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.

#6623

99

Sept. 20, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: No one fell in love today? You all LIE. High schoolers fall in love every 2 minutes!

#6620

1414

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:44 a.m.

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Lodal: I hate when people use comic sans. People always use it to just be annoying. Gautom: But there are teachers who use it all the time for everything. Lodal: They're just stupid. (pause) You know the kids that went to school with you in elementary school and got C's and D's? Lodal: Well, they're in the economy somewhere.

#6615

2121

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:40 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to give you guys- I'm not trying to be sexist- some advice. Don't piss off the teacher, and don't piss off the girls. //Laughter Street: If one hates you, they'll all hate you. And maybe when you're older and not as saturated with testosterone, she'll find it in herself to forgive you and you might be able to get a date.

#6614

1212

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.