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#6563
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⚐ Report//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.
#6561
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⚐ ReportRose: ...and he had this group of students who followed him around and thought he was, like, the best professor ever. So I tried to reproduce that.
#6558
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⚐ Report//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.
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⚐ Report//Talking about how lighting candles and making a wish on a birthday cake is a pagan tradition Whitacre: Tell your parents, instead of birthday cakes, save their money to buy a Porsche. No birthday cakes but at least a Porsche when you become 30 Student: But then you won't get to eat birthday cakes Whitacre: You'll be eating much better things than birthday cakes if you had a Porsche.
#6553
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⚐ Report//Talking about salad dressing and solutions Pham: Whenever I go visit my white friend, they alway have big bowl of salad, they ask you want Caesar, Italian... Pham: Asians, they give you big bowl of rice and say "here, eat it!"
#6551
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⚐ ReportStudent1: What SAT prep are ya doin? Student2: Uhh it's not with any of the big programs. Student1: Is it a family run business? Student2: No it's artisan-crafted