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⚐ Report//people weren’t paying attention during presentations Cirincione: I understand you guys are going through puberty, but it is still weird to be looking at your crotch. Usually it’s because you are using your phone on your lap. Also, the light from the phone illuminates your face. So if you think you are being slick, you are not.
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⚐ Report// Talking about combinations and permutations in math class Rose: So, let's say Rafi wants to pick out an outfit for the morning. He can choose between 4 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. Shwetha: Wait, but Rafi doesn't pick out his own clothes. Jenny does it for him.
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⚐ Report// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!
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⚐ Report//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia