#6389

46

April 22, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

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//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!

#6388

2020

April 21, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

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//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?

#6387

22

April 18, 2017, 1:30 p.m.

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//Ms Adamson returns to class @ 1:30 pm Adamson: Thank you Mr. Cole, how has my class been? Student1: Phenomenal.

#6386

55

April 18, 2017, 1:07 p.m.

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//Ms. Bosse is covering for Mr. Pham's Software Design class //Mr. Paul walks in Mr. Paul: Oh are you covering for Mr. Pham's remedial class? Ms. Bosse: ... Mr. Paul: The first time I saw Richard Chen I had to slap the paste out of his hands and go to town. Mr. Paul: And the first time I saw Dawson he was in the back of a police car. Mr. Paul: Look at them now! Reform is possible.

#6385

22

April 12, 2017, 9:45 p.m.

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// Raphael and Arlo in San Francisco during spring break, discussing Lisp implementations Arlo: Armed Bear Common Lisp works on the JVM, like Clojure, but it's compliant with the Common Lisp standard. Raphael: Armed Bear? // Raphael points to California flag behind him (it has a picture of a bear on it) Raphael: Like that? Arlo: Imagine that thing holding an AR-15.

#6384

55

April 6, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

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Student1: I don't want a relationship, I want a dog.

#6382

22

April 5, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

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//Soumith goes to turn in essay to Klein Soumith: Hh Mr. Klein so I'm going to go get a zero on the rose test next so it would be nice if you could make this grade and that grade average out to 50. Klein: So ur asking for a 100 on this essay? Soumith: Yeah basically

#6381

1517

April 5, 2017, 11:02 a.m.

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//talking about urinal etiquette in the boy's bathroom Student: Once I was in the bathroom and I saw Dr. Davis in there. He was standing really far from the urinal. Daniel Busis: Well he was a pilot in the air-force, he has good aim.

#6380

22

April 5, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Busis: Isn't New Hampshire in Connecticut?

#6379

1212

April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.