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#5527

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Sept. 3, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//Pham during physical chemistry 9th period. Pham: *Looks are Urjita's notes during class* "Your handwriting too neat for magnet. Are you sure you are magnet? It look like it printed from computer or something."

#5526

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Sept. 3, 2015, 8:22 p.m.

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//in Analysis B listening to Stein yelling out in the hallway Stein: They have an English class on the third floor?!? This is unacceptable! I'm telling Ostrander //after coming back to class Stein: So guys, I don't know if you've heard, but there's an English class on the third floor. I like wandering into classes and interrupting the teacher, but I can't do that now. In English classes, nothing goes on. //class begins to get out phones and tweet his quote Stein: Wait don't tweet that! There's plenty going on in English. It's just...different

#5525

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Sept. 3, 2015, 7:13 p.m.

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//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.

#5524

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Aug. 31, 2015, 7:07 p.m.

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//First Day of School Schafer: What am I going to do this year? Usually when there are two students with the same first names I call them by their last names, but I don't really feel comfortable doing that this year. I can call you "Mr. Zhu", but it doesn't work with him. *points to Daniel Schaffer*

#5516

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June 19, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?

#5515

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June 17, 2015, 10:03 a.m.

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//At ARML 2015, while buying ice cream Group from New York: Hey, aren't you pretty rural? Sorry, we think everything's rural because we're from New York. Girl on Montgomery team: ... No, we're actually really close to D.C. Group from New York: Wait, in Alabama?! Girl on Montgomery team: No, in Maryland.

The team from Alabama would more likely compete at the newly added University of Georgia competition site...

arml, montgomery

#5512

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June 8, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

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//Giles Pd 1 //Giles is passing out a review packet for an optional 3d vector test Perry: Hey Mr Giles, I have an 85, should I take the test? Giles: No. Mainly because it wouldn't help your grade, but also because I can't stand the thought of seeing you on an extra day.

#5511

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June 5, 2015, 3:17 p.m.

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//In English 9 class, learning about commonly confused words. Mr. Clay, jokingly, to the primarily magnet class: Can anyone explain the difference between angel and angle? Rahul: I know I'm not an angel because I'm always right.

#5510

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June 5, 2015, 2:20 p.m.

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//Statistics. Stein's question for the test was "Favorite acronym" Stein: What is this--USA (yoo-sa)? United States of America? That's not an acronym. Anna Ou: It's pronounced 'Murica.

#5509

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June 4, 2015, 4:18 p.m.

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//2012-2013 Functions Rose: "Did you know, 90%, of people will say that their favorite letter is the first letter of their first name. Victoria, what's your favorite letter?" Victoria: "T!" Rose: "Well, that's because of your last name. Jeremy, what's your favorite letter?" Jeremy: "...not J." Rose: "Ok...Ramya, what's your favorite letter?" Ramya: "I don't have one..." Rose: "Kathleen, what your favorite letter?!" Kathleen: "Pi!" Rose: "...You guys have failed me."