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#5508

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June 2, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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Activity bus driver, as Student is getting on the bus: "So what school are you from?" Student: "Blair...?" *motioning back at Blair Driver: "No, I mean - Oh, you're not in middle school?" Student: "....No?...ahaha..." *awkwardly goes to sit in the very back

I've heard everything from freshman to senior but this was just...scarring.

bus, driver, haena

#5507

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June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

#5506

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May 31, 2015, 4:20 p.m.

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At ARML, Victor is eating ice cream out of a cone with a spoon. This sparks a debate about the proper way to eat cone ice cream Jane: Victor, what you are doing is worse than ordering a cup of soup and eating it with a fork.

#5505

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May 29, 2015, 12:33 p.m.

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//Chem R&E Presentations //Block A /Teachers giving feedback. Street goes first. Street: I just want to pick on Ben for not having a tie. Pham: I know, right! His voice so soft it put me to sleep! Street: Huh?

#5504

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May 29, 2015, 11:25 a.m.

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//Block A Chem Pham: You know what I teach you? Nothing!

After students just took an AP Chem Kinetics Test from learning at home.

pham, chem

#5502

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May 27, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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// Functions, the day after spring break, discussing the homework Rose: You guys probably all did this yesterday, so it should be fresh in your minds.

#5501

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May 27, 2015, 9:32 p.m.

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//Senora Cuadrado angrily holds out a paper for Sam to get Cuadrado: Here is the paper you left behind last class, because you leave behind everything! //pause Cuadrado: That is... how you say? FRYYYY!

#5500

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May 27, 2015, 9 p.m.

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//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose: Seriously...it's like 10,000 dollars!

#5499

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May 27, 2015, 8:52 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.

#5498

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May 27, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

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(Mr Stein is turning on the Promethean Board) Stein: "Ethan Lott, will you turn off the refrigerator?" ... ... ... "Um, the, the, the lightswitch?"