Gonzalez: I dated myself
Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable
//9th period cirincione Cirincione: You guys are magnet kids. Which is bigger, twenty-five or eight? *unanimous response* Class: EIGHT!
//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?
Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff
//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!
//judging submissions at MCPS HSF //one of the team names is "Kowalski, Analysis" William: Oh, they're named after our calculus textbook, right?
James Park: Am I absent? Pham: *looks at tablet* Okay, you are absent
//pd 4 rose Rose: teach your kids gaussian curvature, because otherwise a stranger might do it.
// Analysis 1B, sharing L'Hopital's Rule Projects // Sam asks a question about Mathew's project Sam: So, is this some sort of satire? Matthew: It's not satire, it's history.