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⚐ Report//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.
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⚐ Report//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??
#2941
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⚐ Report[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?
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⚐ ReportLily: Three equals five. Teacher: Great! Now- Lily: Wait, t equals five. Teacher: I hope no-one's recording this.
#2939
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⚐ ReportTeacher: ...and then we'll see how stupid you are. Did I just do a Pham? Class: Yeah, except it sounded like [Teacher]. Teacher: Hmm. Maybe Pham does [Teacher]s, not the other way round?
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⚐ Report//Q&A session in Cell Phys, and E has been at the top of his game //Mrs. Bosse says something significant Hannah B: What was that? Bosse: Ok, who was listening to me and can answer Hannah's question? E (for xth time in a row): Me! Bosse: Wow, E, what did you eat for lunch today?
#2937
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⚐ Report//Discussing an art project/presentation in Cell Phys Bosse: Well, I generally don't like to get things in pieces, but one year a student left their model on the bus and got all upset about it and had to present their project anyway. Then the next day the bus driver found the organelle...
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⚐ ReportPham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend. Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.
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⚐ ReportRichard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!