#2934

55

Feb. 15, 2011, 10:35 a.m.

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Denny: The ending of this book [Lord of the Flies] is depressing.  After this, we will read less depressing books.  Well actually, Fahrenheit 451 is somewhat depressing, but the ending is happy.

#2933

2020

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!

#2932

1212

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!

#2931

22

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:36 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Multivar with Math Phys invites Schafer: So what class is this anyways? Teacher: Well, just look at who's in it! Schafer: I dunno, I see Vishnu over there.

#2930

1010

Feb. 14, 2011, 6:35 p.m.

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Bob: So does the sum of the reciprocals of the primes converge? Jason: Yeah. It converges ... to infinity

#2928

46

Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working

#2927

1010

Feb. 12, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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HMMT organizer: I have a wallet full of money for whoever solves this problem: Find a Pythagorean triple such that each number is a perfect square.

#2926

88

Feb. 12, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Building bridges in POE Phoebe: This is so fail, I'd facepalm but I don't have any free hands

#2925

2020

Feb. 12, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Stallings: Linda, you go to Asian stores right? ...You have to go sometimes right? Linda: Uhh... yeah? Stalling: Will you buy me a back scratcher when you go? This is a very serious matter. *Hands Linda $10* Linda: Okay...

#2923

44

Feb. 11, 2011, 11:37 a.m.

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Rose: Ricci, what's the definition of a limit? Ricci (reading from textbook): The limit of f(x) as x approaches a is L iff... Rose: Ricci, you're cheating, you suck!