#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2896

2323

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#2895

-711

Feb. 9, 2011, 5 p.m.

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Student1: There are people with black skin, people with white skin, yellow skin, brown skin, and pink skin. Then you have those few with PURPLE skin Girl With purple skin: HEY!!!

#2894

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

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//on the beltway Student 1 (looking out window): Look, that kid's screaming! Student 2 (without looking up): He probably didn't make the AMC 10. //kid is about 18 months old

#2893

33

Feb. 9, 2011, 9:29 a.m.

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Bob: Oh sorry, I ran around the door to unlock it, but it was locked.

#2892

22

Feb. 9, 2011, 8:08 a.m.

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//discussing Mexican free trade agreements with Asian countries Swaney: Cancun! Spring break! Chinese gone wild!

#2891

610

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:06 a.m.

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//Student 1 is testing Student 2 on capitals of countries Student 1: What is the capital of Switzerland? Student 2: I don't know Student 1: BURN!!!!

#2890

88

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!

#2889

55

Feb. 8, 2011, 11:37 p.m.

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Pham: You know how they do it back then? They look at problem in the textbook, get mommy and daddy to drive you to library, look up information, drive home, open the textbook, and continue working on problem, now you guy look up number in back of book.

#2888

24

Feb. 8, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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Theresa: James, you would make a really ugly girl. I mean a REALLY ugly girl. James: Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? Theresa: Well I intended it to be an insult, but you can interpret it any way you want.