#2887

68

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//people are huddling together outside in the cold during a fire drill Gibi: Ugh, you guys are all waddling around, huddling together... Gibi: What the hell are you, penguins? Stupid freakin' poultry...

#2886

1515

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs.  There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?

#2885

1315

Feb. 8, 2011, 1:03 p.m.

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Student: We should be glad that chivalry is dead because it's based on chauvinism. Whitacre: So? Student: So it assumes that women are weak. Whitacre: And? Student: ... Whitacre: I'm waiting for you to make a point.

#2884

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2883

137145

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Theresa (on dating in the magnet): The odds are good but the goods are odd.

#2882

15

Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

#2881

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#2880

66

Feb. 7, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Freshie: Can you show me an example of a cup size?

#2878

99

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#2877

1414

Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?