#2865

11

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

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Pham: Do you have Splenda at home? Student: No... Pham: That why magnets so fat!

#2864

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2863

1212

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:05 p.m.

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Pham: When you breathe in simple oxygen, what happens? You die! When you breathe in ozone, what happens? Class: You die! Pham: NO! Well, eventually.

#2862

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#2861

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when scale become negative? You tear it! Ashu: You mean tear it? *makes paper tearing gestures* Pham: NO! You don't rip up scale and throw it in trash can!

#2860

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!

#2859

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Prange: She has this memory as a little kid of grandma going apeshit over french fries.

#2858

44

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Prange: There's no danger of lighting your farts on fire, except you might singe your butt hairs.

#2857

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: 'Are Physically Fit People Less Likely to Die From Cancer?' I hope not.

#2856

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."