#2855

1414

Feb. 2, 2011, 8:49 a.m.

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//Discussing the statistical causes of trends in sports. Vishnu dislikes Stein's analysis. Stein: Vishnu, some people accuse me of sucking all the joy and fun out of life by trying to look at things in a scientific way. I reject that accusation because I have fun doing it. My fun is just more rigorous and intellectually honest fun than yours.

#2854

77

Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

#2853

2727

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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Pham: So say, there are 29 people in this class. Not 29.53, right? Class: Right. Pham: But for example, average number of kids per househole is 2.54. This does not mean that you must take 2 kids, then take another and cut off his head and put another ear on him. No!! You guy realize this? Would be very bad. Very bloody househole...

#2852

66

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2851

2729

Jan. 31, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Pham: One foot is twelve meters! Class: ??? Pham: What?

#2850

44

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: There are people here, they really, really get on your nerve.

#2849

1616

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?

#2848

33

Jan. 26, 2011, 10:26 a.m.

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Ivey: If you'd like, please put your cell number at the bottom [of the card]. And don't worry, I won't be all up texting you in the middle of the night, L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-M-A-O.

#2847

-22

Jan. 26, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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Ivey: Sesame Street! A-can-a-you-a-count-a-with-a-me? One-a-buddha, two-a-buddha, three-a-buddha!

#2846

1111

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.