#2834

-55

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:54 a.m.

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//addressing himself when confronted with an integral with two terms Roth: Mr. Roth, you said these were "baby" integrals, not "babies" integrals! Ellen: Integrals are not possessed by the babies.

#2832

33

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//Ms. O'Connor plays Pandora Sandra: Can you introduce each piece? O'Connor: Yes. This is Kelly O'Connor on WWAP…

#2831

1212

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#2830

44

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:16 a.m.

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Ian T: Wait, so do you use your secret office? Where is it? Cullen: (with a British accent) It's in Narnia, where it's always winter but never Christmas.

#2829

55

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Swaney: Did you HEAR what happened? //Class starts discussing recent North/South Korean issue Swaney: All the printers stopped working! Two people being shot is nothing compared to what happened with the printers!

#2828

24

Jan. 24, 2011, 10:13 a.m.

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Sofia: Yes! I AM that way. I have to figure everything out for myself ok lets go ask for help.

#2827

2325

Jan. 20, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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Vlasits: Yes, in the country families had lots of children. I guess they didn't have much else to do at night... //the class doesn't get it Vlasits: I'll let that one sink in for a while... //continues teaching

#2824

1212

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2823

2022

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2822

1113

Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.