#2821

1921

Jan. 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, did you get a hair cut? Schafer: No. (pause) I got them ALL cut.

#2820

1622

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#2819

46

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#2817

-17

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

#2816

414

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2815

44

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Giles: We need a symbol to show that this cosine graph repeats itself. Jay: How about a dead fish? Giles: A dead fish? What? I am NOT drawing a dead fish on the end of this graph.

#2814

1414

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Ashu (referring to something): This is the greatest snowball ever.   Giles: The greatest snowball ever is the one that hits YOU in the stomach.

#2813

-26

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Giles (about Walstein): Logs?  I don’t know what the hell is going on in that room. //later Giles: I was actually born in this century.  I know how to use a computer.

#2812

35

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd! If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.