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⚐ ReportDuval: I think that's about an 85. Jason: Wait. Yes. No. I think it's an 89. Wait. No. Duval: Anyway, probably about a mid B Jason: NO! You're doing your calculator wrong!
#2780
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)
#2779
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⚐ ReportFreshman: Wait, how do girls get horny? They don't have an inerect horn to begin with, right?
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⚐ ReportPham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?
#2777
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⚐ Report//Fillman's 9th period English class, reviewing for final exams... Fillman: See, this is a great essay! It's just FILLED with snoozalicious words and sentences! Viju: No wonder I'm sleepy...
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⚐ ReportJMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!