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⚐ Report//A while into 2nd period, the teacher still hasn't shown up. Student comes back from CAP office... Student: I just ran into Ms. Cullen and told her I was looking for [teacher]. Class: What'd she say? Student: She put her hand on my shoulder, gave me a really reassuring look and said, "Don't worry. I'll find her."
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⚐ ReportTheresa: I've never read The Princess Bride or seen the movie. Amir: Are you retired?!? Theresa: What?
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⚐ ReportSadie: It's applesauce. ... Richard Zhu: You mean like Chinese things that give you diarrhea?
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⚐ Report//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.
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⚐ Report//Honors English 12 - during the course registration video, we're watching a movie Student: Hey Stelzner, Dr. Coleman's spying on you. Stelzner: What? Student: Dr. Coleman! He's outside the window! Stelzner: Don't worry. I can deal with him if I need to. Student: Yeah, we can beat him up!
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⚐ Report//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?
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⚐ ReportMr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....
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⚐ ReportStudent: But isn't rubber not conductive? Schafer: Well, would you say rabbit fur was? Student: Well it sure was when I shocked that thing to death!