#2757

2323

Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

⚐ Report

Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?

#2756

1531

Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

#2755

5559

Jan. 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

⚐ Report

Pham: You have two ears. When I talk in class, what happen? It goes in one ear and out the other. You have two eyes. When you read from textbook, what happen? Goes in both eyes and gets stuck.

#2754

35

Jan. 4, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

⚐ Report

Teacher (shouting): SHUT THE HELL UP! You see that? [Points at clock.] 2:25. I don't wanna hear one damn word out of your mouth until the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the twelve. Understand? Jordan: Yes! Oops. Sorry, sorry, sorry! [Makes a series of humming noises while waving arms.] Teacher (to Jordan): Shut up and sit down. Teacher (to class): See? Now he understands.

#2753

77

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

⚐ Report

Schafer (slowly and with emphasis): *Nucleons* are particles that are found in the *nucleus*. //pause Schafer (normally): Sometimes I feel kinda like one of those boring teachers, you know?

#2752

66

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Schafer answers a student's question Student: Good point! Schafer: Thanks. I do try. You know, if I can make one good point per class per day, I might just continue to collect my paycheck.

#2751

55

Jan. 4, 2011, 9:14 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Talking about the Eisenhower building during NSL Freeman: I mean, you look at it and go, "Why are there pillars there, 3 stories up?" It looks like a freaking Inception wedding cake!

#2749

1010

Jan. 4, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

⚐ Report

Teacher: Stein... Stein hates when I talk about him. That's why I do it. //later Teacher: And then Stein and I got a divorce! I kept the thing, though.

#2747

22

Jan. 4, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

⚐ Report

Roberts: Bang it out, Ittai! Bang it hard!

#2746

11

Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

⚐ Report

Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!