#2745

1313

Jan. 4, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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Thomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.

#2744

99

Jan. 4, 2011, 12:56 p.m.

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//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)

#2743

55

Jan. 4, 2011, noon

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//Sadie gives Patrick some jell-o Patrick: JIGGLING GOODNESS!! Lily: That's what he said.

#2742

99

Jan. 3, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.

#2741

1212

Jan. 3, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽ O'Connor: Multitasking!

#2740

1212

Jan. 3, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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Teacher (explaining Bunday's grading system): So let's say it's a 20 point assignment.  He'd be like "This student got a 15, but he's smart, so I'll give him an 18.  This student got a 12...well that ain't right, it's a 17 now.  And this student got a 3, and...it's a 3."

#2738

1313

Jan. 3, 2011, 2:24 p.m.

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Hinkle: Oh, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. There's somewhere I don't want to be. //later PA System: There will be a staff meeting at 2:30. All staff please report to the auditorium.

#2737

88

Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!

#2736

1919

Jan. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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//During a random conversation on the bus between Khoa, Brian and Billings. Khoa: On a scale of one to khoasome how good is it? Billings: Did you really just say khoasome?!?! Khoa: Yes, yes I did.

#2735

2123

Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.