#2734

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//After Ajay visits Cambridge... Teacher: The most important thing that happened to him, was not that he met an English girl-- Theresa: Was it that he met an English guy?

#2733

35

Dec. 31, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Teacher: Julie Zhu. She's an amazing artist. She's one of those people that, if I were 22, I'd be in a lot of trouble.

#2732

810

Dec. 30, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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CAP Girl: Who won World War I?

#2730

15

Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

#2729

3032

Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?

#2727

1313

Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

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Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"

#2726

33

Dec. 23, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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//after Tommy played an impressively complicated piano piece at PoMD Audience member (shouts): How many fingers ya got, Tommy?

#2725

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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McHale: Why did you punch me? I gave you brownies. Tatyana: It was an affectionate punch.

#2724

1515

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Theresa: Brian is a pretty girl. Pham: What? Theresa: Have you ever seen Brian dress up as a girl? He's really pretty! Pham: ..... Theresa, what wrong with you?

#2723

44

Dec. 23, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Avikar (sarcastically): They are going to win enough Grammys to gag a goat. Saurav: But they won't need to, because their music already did!