#2722

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 3:26 p.m.

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//two days before Christmas, Sean plays the shofar at PoMD Schafer: I can hear that holiday spirit! Ori: You'll have to wait 9 months. Schafer: NOT THAT HOLIDAY.

#2721

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 3:11 p.m.

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// freshmen are playing If I Were a Rich Man on physics of music day Xiaoshan: This is Gwen Stefani!

#2719

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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//Talking about buoyant force Bob: So what are the acting forces of buoyant crap? JHyun: Isn't it like, pressure below, pressure above, and gravity? Bob: Oh wait, what did you say, I was afk.

#2718

33

Dec. 22, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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JHyun: So did you get a eleee...four on your WOOT test? Bob: Shut up, I got a five.

#2717

1414

Dec. 22, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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//In R&E Ting Chen: [overly sarcastic tone] Yeah, like ANGELINA could do it. Angelina: I could! I just don't know how to.

#2716

3341

Dec. 22, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Senior: You know what class Shirley should take next semester? Maureen Bio.

#2714

1212

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Pham: Where were you yesterday? Student: I was sick. Pham: You sickteen, not sick. Student: Sick! S-I-C-K! Pham: Yeah, I know.

#2713

55

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!

#2712

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz? JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2. Bob: I got a thhhh-one.

#2711

1919

Dec. 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Eli and Jack are thinking of combinations of teachers and cartoon characters Eli: Uhh... Fred Flintstone and Pham. Jack: I have no idea. Eli (in Pham accent): You just yabba dabba doing it!