#2710

1414

Dec. 21, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Rose: You just do a little middle school flippy flippy, and it's all good.

#2709

3032

Dec. 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: I think physics just doesn't like me...just like a pretty girl! Schafer: I would say something that encourages you and helps you with your self esteem, but I'm just going to agree with you. Amy Yan: That's so sad...at least he understands the truth.

#2708

00

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//while reading a page titled "Myths about Vision" Xiaoshan: But these are all true!

#2707

66

Dec. 21, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Hammond: (walks in) Today is a very important day! (general class murmuring) Schafer: Oh, 12-21? like the Pascal-- Hammond: No, it's my birthday! It's the most important day of the year! You forgot?!?!

#2706

11

Dec. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m.

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//after seeing http://rhizome.org/imagebase/article/3637/04.jpg Scott L: Oh, that's just how IE renders the Google logo.  It's been a bug for about 13 years.

#2705

99

Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'

#2704

5458

Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

#2703

33

Dec. 20, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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//During Shakespeare Theater Workshop in the Auditorium (7th period) //After walking around with chests sticking out Theater Guy: So why do some people stick their chests out when they walk? Arec: 'Cause they have titties.

#2702

-812

Dec. 20, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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Student: I am a princess, and I command you to give me your sweatshirt!

#2701

88

Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.