#2688

1212

Dec. 16, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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Rose: Now that I have insulted you, we can begin learning.

#2686

1515

Dec. 15, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting

#2682

3436

Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.

#2681

99

Dec. 15, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Shirley: I've never wanted to do this before in my life -- and I know this sounds bad out of context -- but I really want to suck on this thing!

#2680

99

Dec. 15, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Moose: Curb your anger, dammit!

#2679

55

Dec. 15, 2010, 2:16 p.m.

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Stein: That was a good school. We went on a lot of camping trips.

#2678

2222

Dec. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Ostrander: They should have a hat that says "GAP" between the ears. That would be a creative use of the logo.

#2677

1212

Dec. 15, 2010, 8:10 a.m.

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// Billings, Patrice, and Viju are talking about how rain in India is formed instantaneously Patrice: Does sweat do the same thing there? Viju: Uhhh... no, the proteins and salt prevent it from condensing back Jason Ma: And that's why it tastes salty when you lick yourself! Everyone else: O_o

#2676

2327

Dec. 15, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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Billings: It's too cold in here. //turns on a light Jason Ma: That's not gonna help. Brittany: Hey we should do it in the dark. ... Brittany: Noooo I have a shirt.

#2675

1618

Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.