#2674

66

Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#2673

-11

Dec. 14, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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//Ian walks in with a funny hairdo Leah H: Does your forehead get wet?

#2672

37

Dec. 14, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Morgan drops a flashcard from her speech Morgan: Oops! Freeman: Bend and snap!

#2671

11

Dec. 14, 2010, 8:01 p.m.

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Freeman: Excuse me, tubercular children. Quiet!

#2670

410

Dec. 14, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Anderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".

#2669

99

Dec. 14, 2010, 2:10 p.m.

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Rory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!

#2668

55

Dec. 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Yvonne: I just realized that I've never been out of the continent before. Megan: You've never been to Canada? wait...

#2667

24

Dec. 14, 2010, 2:04 p.m.

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Jessica: I don't HAVE any worth! What are you smoking?

#2666

1616

Dec. 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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//After playing basketball in the snow Mufasa: Damn, I think I'm getting a fever. Chen: Wimp! Mufasa: It's okay, I have antiviruses. //pulls out a bag of oranges

#2664

1010

Dec. 13, 2010, 7:26 p.m.

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Katherine A. (angrily): Ashu DOES NOT have the right to decide not to be gay!!!