#5236

1212

Oct. 28, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Pd 9 ESS Lodal: If someone wants to start the rumor that I stole that flash drive, go ahead. I'll be the villain.

#5234

-13

Oct. 27, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

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//Watching a video about ancient India Mogge: There are a lot of Indian people in this video! *Chuckle* Good thing we like Indian people.

#5233

1414

Oct. 26, 2014, 5 p.m.

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//AP Lang is discussing The Scarlet Letter Anderson: Let us make it clear. Why does Hester have to wear the letter A again? Student 1: She's an adulterer. Anderson: Clearer! Student 2: She cheated on her husband! Anderson: Don't hold back! Isaac: She a ho! Anderson: Exactly! *laughs* She a ho!

#5232

2036

Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

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// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

#5231

57

Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5230

35

Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

#5229

99

Oct. 21, 2014, 9:08 a.m.

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// Email from Mr. Norton Subject: Urgent Message!!! Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 11:40:43 PM Body: Dear class, Until further notice I have none of the files I have been using for class available to me. Everything for all my classes is on a purple flashdrive that I have been keeping in a nondescript white envelope folded into thirds with a clip on it. This flashdrive has been misplaced, so every Powerpoint, Word document, or other file associated with all my classes is lost until further notice. I did not back up these files. Best wishes, Mr. Norton

#5228

55

Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#5227

79

Oct. 20, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.

#5226

913

Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.