#5225

46

Oct. 18, 2014, 5:52 p.m.

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Student: Were the Han the same as the Huns? Mogge: No, they were a different group from Central Asia...do you know what you have to do with the Huns? //silence as everyone looks at each other Mogge: You have to get down to business.

#5224

513

Oct. 16, 2014, 9:40 p.m.

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//Monday in Symphonic Band: //Richard K. is holding a form Cynthia: Hey, what form is that? Richard: A form to sell my soul Cynthia: If you sell your soul I just might buy it Richard: Wait, why would you want my soul? Cynthia: *witch cackle* Michael Y.: You'd make a very good actress; that was like the perfect witch laugh Richard: No, you don't get it, that's her actual laugh

#5223

88

Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.

#5222

66

Oct. 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"

#5219

1515

Oct. 14, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

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// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.

#5217

1010

Oct. 14, 2014, 9:20 a.m.

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// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.

#5216

44

Oct. 12, 2014, 6:52 p.m.

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Mogge: You guys are so smart, I want to take you home with me... //after a five second pause Mogge: Not really, that would be weird. //A couple minutes later Mogge: Actually, what I need is to take you to my 8th period, not home with me.

#5215

33

Oct. 10, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

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\\Mr. Street walks into Pd. 3 POE Student: "Ooh! Mr. Street, would you like to participate in LoveScope?" Mr. Kaluta: "He's married!" \\Mr. Street has a strange expression and leaves Mr. Kaluta: "But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to participate"

#5214

1212

Oct. 8, 2014, 6:45 p.m.

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Lodal: I have no problem making up blatantly false information to pass along in Earth Science every once in awhile. So when you get to another teachers' class, they're like, "What??"

#5213

88

Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.