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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Jewish people will have a legitimate excuse for missing school. The rest of you guys can say, "Thank you for the Jewish thing!"
#6611
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⚐ Report//Summer Math Week (Factoring Camp) Rose: When Steven doubts me, I get scared. //later Rose: He's no Steven Qu... But then again, who is?
#6608
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⚐ Report//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.
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⚐ Report//In History talking about what Native Americans would use a buffalo for Student 1: "You can use the tail as a whip." Student 2: "You disobey me, I hit you repeatedly with body part!!" Student 3: "If you were living the luxurious life you could use the hoof as a paperweight" Student 4: "Feces as facepaint" Student 5: "The skull can be a soccer ball"
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⚐ Report//Working in lab in ADSA. Paul: Does anyone need me right now? //silence Paul: That's okay, I don't need you either.
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⚐ Report//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?
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⚐ Report//in r&e, street is showing where the flashlight battery chargers are Street: *moves trash can* Class: "Wait, in the trash can???" Street: *opens cabinet behind trash can* Class: "Oh oh okay"