#6588

1111

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.

#6587

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.

#6586

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

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//Whitcare explains his outlook on marriage and women Whitacre: Yeah! When you're single all the money goes to you! Whitacre: Childbearing at 60? You gon' attend his graduation? Whitacre: The king's mom might still be pulling the strings behind the scenes, and then the king builds a beautiful boat for the mom. Of course, he plans for it to sink. Whitacre: You guys still do arranged marriage! On those dating sites like christians.com or farmerwomen.com, you guys are basically arranging yourselves for marriage! Oh, are you on that .com site right now?

#6585

22

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

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//Talking about cities founded in the Gobi desert Whitacre: I call cities in the middle of nowhere Vegas. Those people built a city in the middle of a desert--they’re stupid! But they profit from people who are even more stupid than them.

#6583

610

Sept. 12, 2017, 10:24 p.m.

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Bracklinn: This assignment was just picking the right subject and then liberal application of wikihow

#6582

-13

Sept. 12, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

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Mr Rose: Find the equation of the duct tape.

#6581

33

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

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Ms. Piper walks in while Mr. Street is teaching Piper: Where should I put these practice tests? (she printed them for us since she didn't have them in comp sci) Mr. Street: Oh, you know, just in the trash can over there. Student 1: You should put them on his chair, so it's his business. Student 2: Your grade is falling right now. Mr. Street: Or you could put them on the recycling bin, so when the unwanted papers are done, they can just kind of fall...(trails off) //laughter

#6580

2020

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

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Lillian: An asian without As is sin.

#6579

77

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:43 p.m.

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Club presentation questions Student 1: Why is neuroscience superior to other subjects? Like, in the real world. Student 2: Well, you have a brain in your head. Student 1: I know! Student 3: Are you sure?

#6578

57

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:41 p.m.

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Alan: Do we have pop quizzes in this class? Piper: No, we have mom quizzes. Alan: Okay. Wait, what? Piper: Mom quizzes are more gentle. //laughter