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#6550

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July 14, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Rawr Student1: Are my jokes unbearable sometimes Student2: I can bearly stand them

it's not beary funny, is it

bear

#6548

816

July 13, 2017, 12:05 p.m.

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Sam: Pham is why we can't have fire alarms

#6532

1010

June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!

#6531

44

June 26, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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Lee: It's not probability, it's bullshit.

#6529

55

June 23, 2017, 1:15 p.m.

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Ryan Cho: "Like, with enough cheese, you can sedate someone"

#6527

77

June 18, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//Pd. 9 POE, last day of school //Wensen is being a butt //sforzando Telon: Wensen, STOP IT! Ryan: Holy crap what did you do Wensen? I've never seen Telon this mad. Ryan: Whatever it was, do it again!

#6525

57

June 15, 2017, 11:51 a.m.

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Rafi: *GASP* Rafi: Jackrabbits don't eat oak trees.

#6523

35

June 14, 2017, 10:39 a.m.

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Kevin S. Zhou: How does fear affect humans? It makes them hella spooked.

#6522

1919

June 13, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

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Stein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".

#6521

55

June 13, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait