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Jan. 7, 2011, 7:42 a.m.

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//honors English 12 Stelzner: I love hijinks at graduation; it's almost as good as hijinks at prom. Abenzer: Like throwing a baby into the dumpster! Stelzner: That's not really a hijink... Abenzer: It is if you yell 'surprise!' It's like rape -- did you know that it's not rape if you yell surprise?