#11716

1315

March 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Ace: Children are a big mistake!

#11670

1414

March 11, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!

#11618

1717

Feb. 28, 2023, 6:40 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Ace: Who was Oedipus's son? Henry Merrill: His brother.

#11510

48

Feb. 5, 2023, 11:10 a.m.

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Ace: Fredrich Engels was Karl Marx's sugar daddy.

#11437

99

Jan. 18, 2023, 8:26 a.m.

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// Jerry Song may or not be sick Andy: Every time Jerry is taking a test, he starts sniffling like crazy. Ace: Maybe he's just addicted to testing.

#11344

610

Dec. 20, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

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Andy, pulling cat hair off Ace's hoodie: heh fursuit

#11319

2020

Dec. 14, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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Ace: Rose talks really loudly to keep the class awake which makes me fall asleep faster.

#11288

1111

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Ace: Do you think I'm gonna put cards against humanity on my resume?

#11262

44

Dec. 5, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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// Would you rather game Burnell: You would rather torture a person than an animal? Ace: Yes, because they're my enemy!

#11243

99

Dec. 1, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Smolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!