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#4511

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April 15, 2013, 7:38 p.m.

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//During concert band Stephens: Willie, are you sure you have the timpani music? Or is it the tuba part? Willie: Oh... this says flute.

#4082

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April 13, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!

#4078

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April 12, 2012, 1:40 p.m.

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//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.

#3484

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#3380

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May 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

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//right after jazz band, where Allison has been complaining about how ugly her hat is Allison: Ms. Roberts, you know what's the ugliest thing in the world? Roberts: Your FACE? Students: -shocked laughter- Roberts: Did I just say that? Wow. It's only funny 'cause *I* said it.

It really is only funny because she said it... never heard that come out of a teacher's mouth, let alone MRob's...

roberts, jazz, band, face, hat, ugly, mrob

#3323

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May 6, 2011, 10:08 p.m.

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//The tubas were having difficulty hitting a note, so Ms. Roberts (MRob) gave them some advice. Ms. Roberts: You just have to push! Push, like... like you're giving birth through your instrument! Class: O.O -awkward laughter- Ms. Roberts: ...Okay, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

#3254

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April 18, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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//On the bus, where everyone's really tired. Kat's acting a little high. Adam: Kat, how much weed is too much? Kathryn: ...NO MUCH! ... ... wait. wait no. Adam: ...yeah okay she's high.