#1894

77

May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "If something dies in lava or magma, is to going to survive?"

#1893

33

May 7, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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Blitz: "You're gonna get schist. Not shit."

#1853

99

April 30, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Blitz: What's the first thing you do when you get home? Sylvia: I put on my PJs. Blitz: And then you sleep. Sylvia: No, then I eat. //after everyone else she asked said they went home and slept

#1838

99

April 28, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//describing the difference between scoria and pumice Blitz: 'The difference is...scoria is uglier."

#1837

33

April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Blitz: "It's right in your back yard. It's only a few hundred miles away."

#1689

2024

March 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m.

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Blitz: Does anyone know where we grow rice in this country? Students: China!

#1633

1515

March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

#1514

66

Feb. 19, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."

#1395

1517

Jan. 27, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Blitz: "What is the system that you stand in front of every day and use, whether to play games or to work?" Brendan: "System of equations!"

#850

-15

Nov. 14, 2009, 3:06 p.m.

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Blitz: You guys can talk about something without knowing a thing about it! It's good BS, unlike bad BS!