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#12997

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Feb. 7, 2024, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: Nahom... wait Nahom is not in this class! *looks around* Andrew: Yes he is Rose: Why are you guys trying to mess with me Rose: I don't get it, maybe you guys get it.

#12996

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Feb. 7, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Rose: There's a whole thing on AP calculus on how to deal with students with tattoos of math facts Yongle: cut their arm off

#12959

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: You all are so sleepy Rose (in softer voice): Sleepy sleepy little babies

#12954

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:43 p.m.

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//Rose is handing out textbooks Natalie: Why is it so crusty? Rose: If you feel strongly enough do you want another one? Natalie: No it's ok.

#12782

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

kian did a very ugly calculus problem i wrote in 9th grade // mod note: eric why are you giving kian a calc question you wrote when you're not even in calc

calculus, insane, sanity, kian

#12742

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: Here's the University of Washington website. U-Dub. Will: U-sub? Sahu: U-SUB?!?!?! THIS AINT NO CLAC-U-LAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#12001

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June 16, 2023, 11:54 a.m.

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// At Lunch Student 1: I'd rather do calculus than do jesus Student 2: What, you don't like dilfs?

#11855

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May 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Sahu: we are seasoned professionals doing some calculus, idk claculus!

#10791

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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

#9288

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Nov. 7, 2021, 12:55 a.m.

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// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*