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#10912

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Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

death, 9th period, and tax evasion //mod note: if you've never paid it you should have plenty of it saved and know what it is

taxes, andy, chris

#10866

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Sept. 22, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.

#10801

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Sept. 12, 2022, 3:58 p.m.

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Christopher Jin: Did you know that there are enough bones in the human body to make a skeleton?

#10780

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Sept. 8, 2022, 1:31 p.m.

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Christopher Jin: Money smells so good.

Chris also said that his Blairbash quotes make him look crazy

orgo, chris

#10628

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May 28, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Leela: I think Chris is a hybrid of Katherine and me.

#10343

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March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!

#10335

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March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10322

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March 22, 2022, 12:09 p.m.

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Chris Jin: I microwaved a spoon 5 years ago and nothing happened.

#10118

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March 1, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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Chris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.

Sudhish accidently broke two lightbulbs after Kaluta explicitly said not to touch them.

fot, sudhish, chris

#8348

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Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.