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#12642
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⚐ ReportWoodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*
#12602
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⚐ Report// Talking about the cats he used to have Delaney: Aslan was an orange cat and did orange cat things. Delaney: Like pee in my hockey bag.
#12518
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Is it spelled Coromos or Comoros? [Delaney] spelled it wrong. Delaney: *Walks menacingly towards Jerry* Delaney: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
#12486
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⚐ ReportBosse: Sean, did you sign up for USABO? Sean: Uhhhh, not yet... Bosse: Is anyone else doing USABO? *Delaney's class gives her an empty stare* Bosse: What is wrong with you- *Evan raises his hand* Bosse: Evan, have you signed up yet? Evan: No. Bosse: You guys are all useless!
#12458
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⚐ Report*Delaney walks up to Jerry Song* Jerry: What's up? Delaney: Hrrn. Andy: Minecraft villager. Sean(from far away): Hrrn. Delaney: I don't have a nose big enough for that.
#12449
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⚐ Report// Combined SRP with Bosse and Delaney Bosse: I have a message from Kaluta! Kaluta(from phone): Get to work!
#12445
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⚐ Report// Delaney's story about setting his crush on fire "My 18th birthday, senior year in high school, my mom told me I could invite a friend over" "Jennifer Kitchridge had blue eyes blond hair...and she accepts graciously" "My mom had spent the whole day making this ice cream cake, it was like this giant jelly roll" "We all have dinner, I have no idea what I ate, I blocked it out of my memory" "Because we are fancy, my mom sprinkled confectionery sugar" "I'm terribly embarrassed because I was an 18 year boy" "I take this giant man boy breath to blow out the candles" "The first row of candles go out, the 2nd row goes out...if you look really close the confectionery sugar begin to dance" "Begins to gracefully swirl up and I create this fireball and impacts her right in the chest." "She screams and runs to the bathroom to put out the fire." "That was the end of my relationship with Jennifer. We did not date."