#3726

99

Oct. 29, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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//Mitchell insults Person 1 for missing a layup Mitchell: Eff your layups! Person 1: Eff your mom! Mitchell: That's gross... Person 1: Yeah, MRS. GROSS!

#3674

48

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:08 p.m.

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//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?

#3672

88

Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!

#3616

311

Sept. 28, 2011, 11:01 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: His use of punctuation isn't subtle, it's prickly. No, not even that, it's almost thorny, it's-- Angela: Hawthorney!

#3576

44

Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3444

66

June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3233

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April 13, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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Gross: It's hard being a G!

#3088

1414

March 15, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Gross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.

#3075

1010

March 12, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.

#2856

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."