#10921

99

Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

#10873

99

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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Hammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."

#10505

1111

April 27, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!

#10453

1313

April 21, 2022, 12:29 p.m.

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// Hammond walks into diffeq, sees the board Hammond: are those absolute values or matrices? Schwartz: matrices Hammond: thank goodness Hammond: this class has absolutely no value

#9575

28

Dec. 9, 2021, 4:04 p.m.

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// MABL Hammond: On what day were the French Huguenots massacred? Jacen: Saint Patrick's!

#9307

1618

Nov. 9, 2021, 8:12 p.m.

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// MABL practice Hammond: Negative 80 million points! Hammond: But I'll give you back 1 million points because he was a horrible horrible racist. Leela: Only 1 million points?

#7747

2020

Nov. 19, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//In modsim, playing "I need an A (R-rated version)" Video: On your 3rd exam, you drew a really graphic depiction of me as the devil taking a load from Charles Manson in the face Hammond (walking in): Sounds like you're having fun in here.

#7644

26

Oct. 10, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

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//Trying to take a survey Hammond: Have you guys figured out the puzzles? I mean, the survey link?

#7344

2222

March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#6877

2626

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!