#9610

010

Dec. 13, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Jack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.

#4386

040

Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#4088

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April 17, 2012, 11:12 a.m.

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//Amy is looking at google maps for Wallops background info. Amy: Which direction is Wallops? Jack: It doesn't matter, because there is only One Direction.

#4023

22

March 8, 2012, 6:31 p.m.

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Shaun Datta: This printer is stupid. I told it to print two pages and it printed the first page twice. Jack Phoebus: I think it's a troll.

#3950

99

Feb. 9, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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Giles: I will pay someone five dollars to have a conversation with Jack Phoebus while I run away.

#3810

2020

Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3793

88

Nov. 18, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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//Templin is subbing in jazz band Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks. //Class laughs confusedly Jack: Who says you can't do both?

#3755

04

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.

#3371

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May 16, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

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//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!

#3248

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April 15, 2011, 11:44 a.m.

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Kaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!