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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!
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⚐ ReportJeremy: Which country has the most cheese? Jeremy: Georgia. Georgia the country, because it's the biggest country. Linda: I thought the biggest country was Canada...
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⚐ ReportJeremy: Ohhhhh all the seniors are gone! Jeremy: Wanna know why? I killed them. O'Donovan: We live in America. We can't joke about this. People take everything seriously.
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⚐ Report// Early release day Jeremy: Is today a half day? O’Donovan: No, today’s an extended day. We’re staying until 5!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Have you ever seen a whale? Jeremy: No. Schafer: Okay. I can show you some pictures later.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"