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#12901
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⚐ ReportKatz: If you want to change it, submit a pull request. Do some coding. Edit lines 203 to 214 of blairbash/qdb/views.py. Diego: It's like telling a 30-year-old woman that she looks good for her age. You can't tell me to code.
#12867
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⚐ Report//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."
#12822
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, january 4 "Katz, you need to stop making that joke. It should be your New Year's resolution. ... Why? Eh, maybe it's just a me thing." "You all haven't memorised the first book of Euclid like I have." "Katz, in september, on your first day of college, you should go to the professor after class and find something they did wrong to scream at them about. ... It's a good way to establish dominance." "Can I put Jonathan Fan in a phone bin?" "[Hilbert] did something different ... because he's Hilbert." "Don't zone out or get bored! Well, I can't stop you from getting bored."
#12803
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⚐ Report//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊
#12757
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⚐ ReportAndrew Zhao: i have pictures of David Katz's feet if you want them Andrew: i have multiple Andrew: next time he's gonna be weird if he sees me
#12734
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⚐ Report//after explaining uncountability of the real numbers Rose: If you want to feel even more confused ... //introduces the Cantor ternary set (pathological fractal) Rose: The Cantor set is uncountable. Do you all believe me on that? Katz: I don't believe that. Rose: Okay, Katz. I can prove it to you. You have to consider the ternary representation of the real numbers ... *starts explaining binary and ternary* Katz: Okay, I believe you now. The Cantor set is uncountable. Rose: Will you just play along? *continues proof*
#12551
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.